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Murder By Peacock?

"No Murder Here" Says Sheriff.

Article by Blanche Pruitt
Editor Moon's News

Residents of Moon's Landing are grappling with a series of tragic and bizarre misfortunes that have recently struck the community. Known for its historically low crime rate compared to neighboring areas, the town finds itself facing an unprecedented wave of fatal incidents, leaving many bewildered and concerned.

Sheriff Newbaker, however, maintains that there is nothing out of the ordinary occurring in Moon's Landing. "No Murder here. If you were to take a look at the history of the town going back to its founding, we're doing quite well... considering," he stated firmly, dismissing any notion of a crisis.

His perspective is echoed by local celebrity Josephine Gamble, who invoked Shakespearean wisdom, likening the situation to "much ado about nothing." Despite these reassurances, not all residents are convinced. Birdie Lopez, a recent arrival to the town, suspects there may be more to these incidents than meets the eye, though no concrete evidence has yet emerged to support this suspicion.

As the town grapples with these troubling events, authorities are urging all residents of Moon's Landing to exercise caution in their daily activities and to promptly report any suspicious or unusual behavior.